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Your print publication can download Julie Benson's professional, syndicated humor column 24 hours a day for free and pay only if you decide to publish it or air it on the radio.

The most flexible syndication available. Pay only $15 per column insertion or broadcast, regardless of size of circulation. No sign-up fees, no minimums, no obligation other than payment for each column printed or aired.

NEW ONLINE COLUMNS! Julie is now providing a second set of columns as she finds time that you can read online for free!

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Tribute to Humorists

For decades Art Buchwald and Erma Bombeck have piqued our interests, poked our psyches and spiced up our lives with their wide-ranging wit and unique perspectives. We owe them a great debt for lightening and enlivening our lives. This is a tribute to them, and to Dave Barry, whose contemporary style of writing, and beer endorsements, have tickled the funny bones of millions of fans worldwide.

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A Unique New Feminine Perspective - Julie Benson, the 4th "B"
Hey, now wait a minute, Buchwald, Bombeck, Barry and Benson? Boy, girl, boy, girl, B, B, B, B? What does that mean for future humorists? Is Rowena Zylstrom doomed to obscurity? Will the courts be deluged with name change requests from aspiring columnists? Will we have to make a separate phone book just to hold all the B's? Find out the answers to these and even less important questions in the Julie Benson column.

The Julie Benson 'Almost True'TM column is published on a regular basis (plus there are additional 'special occasion' columns from time to time). Each column is between 800 and 900 words, standard for columns of this type. Each download is billed to your publication with Net 30 terms of $15 per published or broadcast column. (NOTE: There is a special rate of $8 per published column for very small publications with circulations of less than 8,000. There is a billing/handling fee of $2 for institutions that prefer to use Purchase Orders.)

PLUS (how lucky can you get), Julie has added a special occasional Internet Edition published online that you can enjoy for free!

Get the Columns!

Downloadable Syndicated Columns for Print Media - $15 per print or broadcast publication for republication
New! Online Column - free to read online as long as you don't copy them; slightly breezier style than the print columns (but similar)

Information About Columns

About the Julie Benson Column
Who are the 4 Bs?
Frequently Answered Questions
Spread the Word About the Julie Benson Column!
For further information, or to send email.

Free and Fun Stuff for Fans

Coming soon! Barrel of monkeys free humor page.
Grave Misunderstandings - quotable quotes
Obituaries for People You Don't Like - fictional and very silly, but some people like that
Weird News! - true stuff!
Parodies!
- Request for Compliments (RFC) - this is for hard-core Internet protocol techies.
- Star Trek: Voyager parody song.
Online articles you can read without paying a subscription fee
- Sell Your Software: Even if You Hate Doing Business - serious-but-fun article for software developers.
- Seasonal Christmas Poem
Miscellaneous
- Stay tuned for contests! Fun and silly stuff to win.
- Fandom link-to-Julie icon (it's cute)

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About the Syndicated Julie Benson Column

Each edition of the syndicated print/broadcast column is approximately 800 - 900 words (average 867), appropriate for the following print/broadcast publications:

daily and weekly newspapers
popular magazines
trade journals
club, community and intra-office newsletters
user group publications
compilations into book format
radio broadcasts

Topics include the trials and tribulations of everyday life (except for one particular trial, you can guess which one; Julie Benson has vowed never to write any columns about people whose initials sound like fruit drinks), politics in and out of the big white stuffy buildings, and life with those software-devouring techno-thingies that sound like "confusers". But she might change her mind.

Most questions on publishing the columns are answered for you already in the Frequently Answered Questions section.

Information

Just can't wait for more information?
If you have any questions about getting the columns for publication, you can write to Julie at help@juliebenson.com.

EMail

Julie tries to respond to individual email, but can't make any promises. She already goes through over 200 messages per day, and has to budget her time so she can continue to write these columns for your enjoyment. If you just wanna tell it!, letters can be sent to ideas@juliebenson.com.

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Copyrights. This is the necessary legal part. The Julie Benson column is syndicated and copyright (c) 1996 onward by the author, all rights reserved. Re-publication of this column requires inclusion of the Julie Benson byline. Inclusion of the headshot (coming soon)is optional, but the headshot may NOT be published without the accompanying column unless it is to illustrate an article about the column. Editing the column requires prior written notice. Downloading and payment entitles you to one-time publication rights in PRINT periodicals within 30 days of the download. Publication in book form or electronic form are expressly prohibited. Re-publication requires redownloading. Book rights, for a compilation of the columns, may be negotiable. Publication in online publications may be negotiable. EMail Julie to discuss this.

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